Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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