it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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