we have officially lost it.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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