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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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