do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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