i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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