What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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