Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
should my penis look like a turkey
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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