belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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