you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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