I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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