No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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