We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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