yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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