Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Blood and glitter go together right?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
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