So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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