I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
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This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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