Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
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I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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