I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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