if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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