Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
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Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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