I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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