Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I think a kid would responsible me up
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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