as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
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last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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