Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Randomize
