hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
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She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts