Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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