even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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