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Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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