we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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