What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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