It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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