we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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