dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
