For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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