i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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