awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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