yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
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mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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