Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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