Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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