Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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