You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
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this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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