I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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