I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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