Pappa wants mamma naked
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
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He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
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I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
..........
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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