nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
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He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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