How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
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