And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
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Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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