I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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