Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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