I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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