Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Randomize
