My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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