You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
it wasn't lemon gatorade
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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