Non-Jews are for practice
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
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She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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